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I wish I could eat the salt off of your last faded lips
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Onna-Bugeisha: Japan, 19th Century (via Imgur)
“An onna-bugeisha (女武芸者) was a type of female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many wives, widows, daughters, and rebels answered the call of duty by engaging in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi(samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honor in times of war. They also represented a divergence from the traditional “housewife” role of the Japanese woman. They are sometimes mistakenly referred to as female samurai, although this is an oversimplification. Onna bugeisha were very important people in ancient Japan. Significant icons such as Empress Jingu, Tomoe Gozen, Nakano Takeko, and Hōjō Masako were all onna bugeisha who came to have a significant impact on Japan.” via Wikipedia
“I am lying next to a hot, steaming body…”
“Good God woman, keep your dirty little sexual fantasies to yourself!”
“Well I would Gill, only I know it’s the only excitement you get this side of Christmas.”
Victorian-era portraits of African-Americans, 1899 or 1900; from a collection assembled by W.E.B. Du Bois for the Exposition Nègres d’Amerique of the1900 Exposition Universelle.
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